the idea of wearing jeans that are not skinny jeans terrifies me now i can’t remember what i used to do with all that extra space around my ankles
when the teacher asks you to answer the question because you weren’t paying attention but you know the answer
my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”
nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid
You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.
Smelborp for president
why does alex dress like a middle aged italian dude
You ever just realize how lucky you are that you did that weird thing that led to you being friends with the people you are friends with?
who needs a thigh gap when the age gap between you and your favorite band member is big enough
ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened